You know when you've been Rallied

His legs are almost as long as his Mother's now

Playing with a hose

Rohan posing with his father Susan

No water shortages in the Principality this summer

You learn at your Fathers knee. Lesson one - Fashion

Rohan, ably supervised by your corrospondent & Timmy Sweeney

Comrade Ralli called yesterday to gently berate me for not posting sufficient pictures of Rohan on Peter’s Friends. Counting myself duly chastised, I am delighted to reproduce enough pictures of Rohan to sate even the unquenchable thirst for celluloid displayed by his paternal grandmother, the Peter Pan of Burton and provider of complimentary fayre for Rohan’s miserly uncle, Fagin Phillips. Enjoy.

The red bushed girl who went up a hill and came down with a red face

Helen excused her absence by stating she couldn’t decide which Goretex coat to wear.

If you think working for the Groaniad is all earnest conversations and Trotskyite doctrine with revolutionary menaces at the Kremlin on Farringdon Road, you couldn’t be more right. Or left as the case may have it. However, you might be surprised to note that when they launched the Groaniad Book of Mountains they did so up a mountain, which they forced employees from their books department to attend with Stalinesque menace. Three guesses therefore where Bush & Ming were at the weekend coinciding with the book launch? Yep, you guessed it, at Exmouth Market quaffing in a gastropub as usual, as the picture above amply demonstrates. I mean, if Bush & Ming had been there, she would have been easy to spot, wouldn’t she? “Especially with her cheeks after a vigorous workout and Ming’s shiny head”, as Anita suggested to me earlier today……