"You would kick yourself if you didn't do it, wouldn't you Alex" (R.Naomi Goldfinger, 9.00pm Saturday) 
If the shoe fits - Sweens steps into Alex's Heelys
Your corrospondent stroking the womb of Comrade Ralli whilst wearing white trousers
Luncheon
Red Bush after having had her eyebrows dyed ginger
The gathered throng upon the lawns of Howards End on SaturdaySo, an intimate gathering at Howards End for fifteen of our closest family & friends. Well, those who were free or who could be bothered to don an oxygen mask to make it as far north as N21 anyway.
Just in case you were not able to make it or “missed the cut” on this occasion, you might have missed fun and frivolity such as that documented above, which included a game of Cinderella with Steptoe’s “Heelys”, stroke the Muslim in the womb, who can eat the most garlic bread and stuff the salmon bone in the hosts slippers. And we managed to stay out in the garden until 12.30am. Rock’n’roll, eh?
Just in case you were not able to make it or “missed the cut” on this occasion, you might have missed fun and frivolity such as that documented above, which included a game of Cinderella with Steptoe’s “Heelys”, stroke the Muslim in the womb, who can eat the most garlic bread and stuff the salmon bone in the hosts slippers. And we managed to stay out in the garden until 12.30am. Rock’n’roll, eh?
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