Oval and out

"I had a sister in law once. I went with her to see …..errrr, India. At the Oval!"

Never trust a man with a pineapple on his head

So, off to the Oval on Saturday with Shteeeeeve & Dave. Spurs lost 1-0, Lincoln City 4 -0, England played poorly, the rugby team were defeated by the French at Twickenham and Shteeeve ended the evening taking 26 pictures of nothing on the tube, all blurred, and of no obviously discernable subject matter whatsoever. This followed a late evening during which drink was taken, and an argument with an inanimate object at the public conveniences at Euston Station (a turnstile, which saw fit to decline Shteeeve entrance without parting with a hard currency, something Shteeeve failed to discern), an afternoon drinking gin & coke (we ran out of tonic) and an evening at London Bridge sans repast. Shteeeve thought it would be a good idea to stay at Howards End, in order that only my wife would see him after his day in the sun, which in hindsight might have proved wise. Especially as Shteeeve cannot remember any of the day after Sober appeared from the bar with a jug of Pimm’s just before 10.00pm….....