Another satisfied reader

Coming to a pet shop near you

I have been overwhelmed with responses to my blog "Ann Summers haste hath too short a lease". Responses have included

Steptoe
You dirty old *unt

You know who
Dithgwaceful

Red Bush
Why would Dean want to put batteries into a rabbit’s bottom? That’s just silly, Matt

Buuuuuud
Wil b suppling further material for ur merriment in due course (I couldn’t understand it, either)

Mrs Osbourne
Stop calling us the Osbourne’s or Ozzy will come and chin you.

Ming
That was very funny Matt, just don’t tell Helen I thought so.

Dean
I’ll see you outside

Good to see I’ve struck the right note as per usual.