Stranger than fiction

The calm before the guitar

I’m sure we would all like to offer our congratulations to our friend from Swindon , who you will no doubt be delighted to hear has recently been rewarded by the Thames corridor’s most whanky employer since Wernham Hogg for the endeavours of both himself and his colleagues in the “Rapid Response Team” by award of the Customer Relations Colleagues of Distinction Quarter 3 team winners, which comes with a bottle of Champagne and £25.00 of M & S vouchers. And no, I’m not making this up.