Happy days with Huffin the Puffin

14 years in my company has not immeasurably improved her mood, you will be surprised to read

Many happy returns of the day to ‘er indoors, who has reached the grand old age of 33 today. Quite whether I shall make it to my 40th birthday after she has seen this is another matter all together, but as they say in my ex-wives club, if you can’t take the joke, you shouldn't have joined. And they say that your school days are the best days of your life. I think they meant your post-school days, especially those spent with a loving, caring and thoughtful husband.

Happy birthday Wood.