The day Toto became an outlaw

Mr & Mrs Benjamin James

Comrade Ralli, Toto, Sweens & Liz, who held on to her fizz flute all night

Bush, Toto (with large vodka) and Jo sporting her Facilitator

Sweens, Liz & Bush outside the Cafe Royal

Toto, Henal Hempstead and Zara, blinged up top the max.

Peter’s Friends is delighted to announce to the world that the arch Cwiminal Angel herself has been made an honest woman of at last, and is now to be formally known as Mrs Benjamin James, latterly of the parish of Wembley (sorry, Sudbury) and now of Battersea. The sun almost shone, more vodka was consumed than at a Tsar’s Bar Mitzvah and the band played until we could take no more. The bride looked marvellous, of course, and Benjamin scrubbed up well after a night in the W1 Travellodge. Anita delivered Toto in good order to the safe custody of her Father, Jo applied the slap with aplomb whilst wearing a Terminator on her head, Rachel & Steptoe made it five weddings in consecutive weekends without looking too frazzled, Bush spoke well in an almost unfeasibly short dress and Muk was almost on time. In short, a classic wedding with very Toto-ish twist. I’m sure all of Peter’s Friends wish them a long and happy life together.

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