"Now look here Sarah. It's my birthday on Saturday, and I want to win for a change. Matt always lets you win - I can't think why. "I am delighted to reproduce some of the finer entries into the Kirsty’s kitten caption competition. Some of them were frankly un-publishable and sorry Steve, but using smutty innuendo just doesn’t cut it I’m afraid. So here we go. I sense an old-school dowsing for someone in the immediate future…
George Best
Mama Mia! Hasn’t Kirsty got a hairy pussy?
Sober
Does Kirsty’s pussy like Strongbow. Ha ha.
Anonymous from Battersea Park Road
Kirsthty’s puthy looks like it needs a Bwazilian.
Isaac Ralli-Yahya
Kirsty’s pussy is nearly as hairy as me.
Liz from Enfield
Grow up.
Pauline (from Redwood Publishing)
If Kirsty thinks she’s coming out with a pussy that hairy on Helen’s birthday, she’s got another thing coming. I might be busy that night.
Red Brick, Brentslow, Middlesex
You are a rude man Mr Howard. Isaac is, however, right.
Helen from SW11
I used to have a cat when I was young Matt, but the cow’s ate it out of desperation when Sharon was trying to turn them vegetarian. I saw Kirsty the other week, and both Toto and I said how fond we were of cats. Toto said generally speaking, she preferred her cats short haired, but on this occasion she thought that Kirsty’s long haired variant was certainly the hairiest pussy she had ever seen. I went home to tell Mike all about this, and he absolutely wet himself. I was (and am) very confused. Do you think Mike doesn’t like hairy cats or something Matt?
Sharon Bush
It wasn’t me. It was Lindsey after when she herd (sic) that cows ate grass, got very confused and the cows got the munchies and were too stoned to yield any milk for the whole of the Cheshire Solstice.
Herr Jambon
No. It was me. I gave them acid.
Ming from the BBC
F*!k me. I haven’t seen one that hairy since I watched Don’t Look Now when Helen was at her organic pilates class last Tuesday. Julie Christie, eh. Now there was a woman. Don’t tell Bush.
Mama Mia! Hasn’t Kirsty got a hairy pussy?
Sober
Does Kirsty’s pussy like Strongbow. Ha ha.
Anonymous from Battersea Park Road
Kirsthty’s puthy looks like it needs a Bwazilian.
Isaac Ralli-Yahya
Kirsty’s pussy is nearly as hairy as me.
Liz from Enfield
Grow up.
Pauline (from Redwood Publishing)
If Kirsty thinks she’s coming out with a pussy that hairy on Helen’s birthday, she’s got another thing coming. I might be busy that night.
Red Brick, Brentslow, Middlesex
You are a rude man Mr Howard. Isaac is, however, right.
Helen from SW11
I used to have a cat when I was young Matt, but the cow’s ate it out of desperation when Sharon was trying to turn them vegetarian. I saw Kirsty the other week, and both Toto and I said how fond we were of cats. Toto said generally speaking, she preferred her cats short haired, but on this occasion she thought that Kirsty’s long haired variant was certainly the hairiest pussy she had ever seen. I went home to tell Mike all about this, and he absolutely wet himself. I was (and am) very confused. Do you think Mike doesn’t like hairy cats or something Matt?
Sharon Bush
It wasn’t me. It was Lindsey after when she herd (sic) that cows ate grass, got very confused and the cows got the munchies and were too stoned to yield any milk for the whole of the Cheshire Solstice.
Herr Jambon
No. It was me. I gave them acid.
Ming from the BBC
F*!k me. I haven’t seen one that hairy since I watched Don’t Look Now when Helen was at her organic pilates class last Tuesday. Julie Christie, eh. Now there was a woman. Don’t tell Bush.
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