He brings his lunch in a Sunblest bag, his nephew calls him Uncle Fagin…

Justin & Jenks - It's like Brokeback Mountain without the homosexuality

"Do you know how old this top is Matt? Almost as old as my bread"

A dog's dinner? "The dog doesn't like ketchup, Just"

So, what of good old Uncle Fagin? Well, Justin is in rude heath as ever, and managed to divert himself from counting his money and catching his lunch for long enough to join us for a boat trip BBQ on Saturday afternoon. As befits a man who cancelled an al fresco luncheon he was due to host at short notice as a result of it dawning on him as to what it would cost, he had a word with the renowned butcher of Pembrokeshire Andrew “Jenks” Jenkins, who thoughtfully procured some prime cuts for Uncle Fagin that he was going to give to his spaniels. As ever, always a pleasure to see Justin, but one question remains - has Fagin no Dignity?