“You know Mike, when you put on the breeches you look just like Christian….”I hear from Anita & Toto that Bush has been un-contactable on a Sunday evening of late, she being engrossed in Andrew Davies’s reworking of Sense & Sensibility which finished on Sunday. Bush had read in her paper’s little magazine (which I gather is required reading amongst those lost souls who have failed to become converted to the joys of the Murdoch) that Andrew Davies has a rather raunchy repudiation as a screenplay writer, and following on from Pride & Prejudice, she was rather hoping for some topless action from the male leads over the past 3 weeks. With this not forthcoming, I gather it has fallen upon Ming’s broad shoulders to wander round the flat on a Sunday evening wearing nothing more than a top hat and breeches whilst occasionally hosing himself down with the showerhead for her amusement. As I said to the wife whilst rudely mocking the urban whims of our inner-city chums, long live the indiscretion of female friends.
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