Filth Many happy returns of the day today to the one and only Bristols Spice, Buuuuud, who although it scarcely seems possible, is 33 years young today.
Let’s hope she fears better than last year, as when asked what she would, Sarah, in her typically oblique fashion, told Dean that she wanted some “rabbit food” due to the robust appetite of her favourite pet. Imagine her disappointment when Dean came home with an 8 pack of Duracell, a bottle Champagne and a look of a man whose boat was about to come in when Buuuuud said “That’s all well and good Dean, and the batteries will be useful for our overburdened silicon-covered friend, but Fluff has not been fed since Christmas”. As they say in the best of families, it’s good to talk.
Let’s hope she fears better than last year, as when asked what she would, Sarah, in her typically oblique fashion, told Dean that she wanted some “rabbit food” due to the robust appetite of her favourite pet. Imagine her disappointment when Dean came home with an 8 pack of Duracell, a bottle Champagne and a look of a man whose boat was about to come in when Buuuuud said “That’s all well and good Dean, and the batteries will be useful for our overburdened silicon-covered friend, but Fluff has not been fed since Christmas”. As they say in the best of families, it’s good to talk.
If you would like to see a video of Wabbit playing with Mr Beaver, the following link should satisfy the most curious. And if you want to see a rude Ann Summers advert….
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