Get your rocks off

Everything comes to she who says yes

Ming last Thursday night, bearing up under the shock of the cost of the ring

I don’t know how to put this without unleashing a collective snigger, but would anyone like to see Bush’s ring? Well, by looking directly upwards, you too can have your curiosity satisfied and have a look at what Ming managed to extract from the vaults of Hatton Gardens finest jewellers, Ratners. Well, not really - It’s an antique, apparently. Anyway, having examined Bush’s ring close up, I can readily attest to its beauty. Bush has even had her hands manicured to show the ring off to greatest effect. There’s a first time for everything, as Bush said the other day, causing much raising of eyebrows by the merciless one.

In the next issue of “Would anyone like to see…..”, we shall be examining the contents of Shteeeeve’s toolbox. Something to look forward to there, then.