Up the junction (and up shit creek)

Things can only get better

Guess who’s being made to dress up as a toff against her better instincts and flog a dead horse to the people of Crewe prior to the by-election? It would be indelicate to say (careless talk costs jobs etc), but suffice as to say that Comrade Brick (Herald of the Red Dawn) wasn’t much up for fight when I spoke to her on the election trail earlier today. Still, at least she’s staying in a good hotel, and has Cherie Blair’s memoirs for the train journey home…..