Swinging London

Helen & her friends ‘avin in large in the West End. They even arrived by limo, she told me excitedly earlier today.

The wild West End

Bush had a big night out this week, and spent the evening 10-pin bowling in the hallowed surroundings of the Trocadero in Leicester Square (All-Star Lanes in Holborn was fully booked, I am reliably informed). Not only was I surprised to hear of Bush’s latest hobby, but I was flabbergasted to hear that she managed to amass the grand total of 14 points in her 20 visits to the lane, a full 35 points behind the nearest competitor. And would you believe it, she can’t even blame drink on this occasion, having apparently had a month off the Chardonnay during January. Still, at least the other bowlers faired better that those of the last club Bush joined, the Brixton Gun Club’s numbers still not having recovered from the time Helen turned up on novice’s night with an AK47…...